Simon Said

Simon has trapped you in a room. A room with buttons, switches, and screens.

Only one way out.

Controls: Esc to escape. Otherwise, mouse only. Click controls to activate them.

Features:

• Too many (in-game) controls.
• No pesky main menu to get in your way!
• No audio, so you can listen to your favorite music!
• No pausing, to maximize your enjoyment of your time with Simon. (Note: Simon will not begrudge you if you need to walk away while leaving the game up.)
• A lack of high score tables, timers, challenge modes, and saves to minimize your overall time spent with Simon.
• One (1) Simon.
• A number of things said by Simon, which may or may not include insults.
• Technically infinite replayability by the magic of (technically) procedural generation.

Known bugs:

• If you're highly skilled at guessing and get the very first guess right, the game breaks. Good job! You basically won, but you can play again if you like.
• Text speed isn't consistent, but at least it isn't super slow!
• Simon may not let you win when you hit a streak of 12. He's like that, sometimes. He won't hold a grudge if you ESCape at that point, though.